Thursday, November 8, 2007

From this day forth refer to me as.....

My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Sister Pepper Spray of Courteous Debate.


Get yours.

Friday, September 14, 2007

I'm so Brutal!


Your Score: Bitch-Slap


You are 42% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.




You are the Bitch-Slap, the hallmark response of any abusive husband! You are more intuitive than others, focusing more on feelings than rational explanations, and you are also probably very brutual because you care more about yourself than the well-being of others. As all nagging wives know, brutality combined with emotion often leads to BITCH-SLAPPING, which is why you are called "The Bitch Slap". (That and because I find it amusing to accuse people of pummeling female dogs.) Your humility probably stems from insecurity, if anything, because people fond of slapping the shit out of someone in place of rational discussion are usually not humble in the way Jesus was humble. Possible sources of insecurity? A small penis, a small bank account, a small intelligence...gee, when you say "small" a lot, it stops sounding like a real word! Not only that, but you are also rather introverted, and any tendencies towards brutality you possess may also result from the fact that you bottle up your emotions and don't show them to others until you explode in rage like some sort of shaken soda can. Take it from me, it is much more rewarding to bottle beer over emotions. You can't get wasted on emotions. Aside from all my talk (and it's a lot of talk) you are probably not a VIOLENT person, just someone who is rather selfish and who makes decisions based upon emotional motives. At any rate, being a bitch-slap does not necessarily mean you will abuse your spouse (your body odor is no doubt abuse enough); it only means you are rather intuitive, uncaring toward others, brutal, introverted, and possibly insecure.


And sorry about that body odor remark if you really are insecure. I promise that you smell like roses. Being fertilized by cow shit.



To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.


Compatibility:


Your exact opposite is the Braggart.


Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Schoolyard Bully, the Class Clown, and the Brute.


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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.


The other personality types:

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.


Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!


About Saint_Gasoline



I am a self-proclaimed pseudo-intellectual who loves dashes. I enjoy science, philosophy, and fart jokes and water balloons, not necessarily in that order. I spend 95% of my time online, and the other 5% of my time in the bathroom, longing to get back on the computer. If, God forbid, you somehow find me amusing instead of crass and annoying, be sure to check out my blog and my webcomic at SaintGasoline.com.




Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Thursday, September 13, 2007

One Thousand Words

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Wii would like to play

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Sorcha-Ra!




You're Watership Down!

by Richard Adams

Though many think of you as a bit young, even childish, you're
actually incredibly deep and complex. You show people the need to rethink their
assumptions, and confront them on everything from how they think to where they
build their houses. You might be one of the greatest people of all time. You'd
be recognized as such if you weren't always talking about talking rabbits.



Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Category: ??? What were they thinking ???

OK, while grocery shopping this past week, I decided to try and find some healthier alternatives to your basic pasta. So, I cruise over to the "Good-For-You" section and start reading labels.
Sometimes I should stay away from labels.
Someone, anyone, please explain this to me. Read over the package carefully.
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First, let us note that this is a pasta in Animal Shapes... this even appears to be the name of the product. See cute little Rubber Duckie shaped pasta in window.
Second, let us note that this is a wheat-free, gluten-free, product.
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Ok, for the WTF championship....
What part of Animal Shapes in Rubber Duckie Motif is Suitable For Vegetarians?!
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Isn't the whole point of vegetarianism to NOT EAT ANIMALS?

Ravelry Coffee Swap!

My swap pal really went all out!
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So much yarnly goodness, a sock-size project bag, an extra large mug, and COFFEE!
One of my absolute favorites, Millstone, plus 2 different whole beans that I have never tried before!
And of COURSE since this swap was Coffee related, some of the yarn just HAD to be Sugar and Cream.
Thank you SO much!

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Some Things are just TOO funny to pass up!

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
Her Grace Lady Sorcha the Indefatigable of Peevish St Victor
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